The bastard operator from hell, the sites fictional weekly column, has been turned into a live action film series by the production company, remote films, and the online specialist, culture jam. Bastard operator from hell by simon travaglia, peter. Celebrate system administrator appreciation day with the. Although most episodes are included, some have been inadvertently missed out or had disappeared from the web. Ymmv bastard operator from hell if you meant one of those, just click and go. Bofh index this is a collection of links to most of the bofh stories from 2000 to 2016 for bofh episodes from before 2000, please see the official archive. I honk my horn but his hearing aids probably turned way down to whisper, so im stuck. Yes, id like to receive word of the day emails from. The bastard operator from hell university of waterloo. Dec 01, 2000 in the real world, a system administrator can walk away from idiots.
Members of the new stripy shirt brigade are full of beans and raring to go. Simon travaglias bastard operator from hell is the folk hero of system administration, and his stories are linked to from everywhere. I have just modified 4 external links on bastard operator from hell. For those of you who have read the bastard operator from hell series and are sysadmins this book will be a completely fantastic read, for the rest of you it will just be fantastic. The bastard operator from hell the semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastards own jotter pad by the very forces of nature, now loving presented in a hardtosee font by your favourite web renderer.
Bastard operator from hell often abbreviated to bofh is a long running series of short stories by new zealand writer simon travaglia. Well, have you considered spending christmas and new years with the bastard operator from hell. Bastard operator from hell ii son of the bastard slashdot. Angie arrived in support a day early mere moments after our former hero had walked the long mile. Jul 29, 2016 the bastard operator from hell was a fictitious character created for a set of amateur short stories by simon travaglia, who was himself a disgruntled systems administrator at a university in new zealand. If you want to start a main bastardoperatorfromhell page, just click the edit button above. A system administrator with absolutely no tolerance for lusers. Google uses this information to analyze the way you are using this website in order to generate reports on website traffic for the website operator, and to provide additional services in connection with your website and general internet usage. Ich habe mir gedacht zu weihnachten kann ich doch mal geschichten vorlesen. Imagine a company that works your way because you built a system that works your way, or just works, period. The bastard operator from hell the semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastards own jotter pad by the very forces of nature itself, now loving presented in a hardtosee font by your favourite web renderer. The bastart operator frae hell bofh, is an imaginary rogue seestem admeenistrator that taks oot his anger on uisers aft cried lossers, his colleagues, bosses an awbody that gets in his wey. Every one of the simon and the pfys adventures on your kindle device of choice. Bastard operators from hell server, technology, excuse.
First published in 1992, it is about a magnificent bastard system administrator who is also travaglias alter ego, given that the characters name is simon the very few times any first name is used at all who abuses his position to both inflict misery upon. The company just gave you an opportunity to get a better job, level 1. Bastard operator from pandora 2 points 6 years ago. The bastard operator from hell was a fictitious character created for a set of amateur short stories by simon. Tbofh is defined as the bastard operator from hell rarely.
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The electronic rights of the original bofh are owned by datamation magazine. Discarding the thought that he might have found a higher meaning to life than taking the world record for impersonating a paperweight, i decide to see whats on his mind. List of all most popular abbreviated hell terms defined. Throughout the years, simon travaglias version of the bofh has become the canonical version with its witty and humorously sadistic vignettes. First published in 1992, it is about a magnificent bastard system administrator who is also travaglias author avatar, given that the characters name is simon the very few times any first name is used at all that abuses his position to a inflict misery. Weve found the real bastard operator from hell ingenious it boss banishes hapless callers to onhold hades with extension 666. Bofh abbreviation stands for bastard operator from hell. Sysadmins should at least pretend to be nice to their users, but we all can think of times when some of them arent.
Celebrate system administrator appreciation day with the bastard operator from hell 29 jul 2016 11. The bastard operator from hell is off to the movies. The term is uised for tae refer tae ony seestem admeenistrator that shaws or wisses he coud get awa wi the qualities o the oreeginal an aw. True, hes sweating profusely and has picked up a tremor, but he does appear to be holding his ground. The bastard operator from hell im in the workshop when the boss comes in with a perplexed look on his face. Several other people have written stories about bofhs, but those by simon travaglia are considered canonical. The bastard operator from hell and the paintball session.
First published in 1992, it is about a magnificent bastard system administrator who is also travaglias author avatar, given that the characters name is simon. The trouble with the bastard operator from hell linux journal. Its friday, so i get into work early, before lunch even. She immediately proceeded to command facilities to join her at her desk, where she chewed out a 17 year old girl mercifully due to there being dust on her desk and grit in her drawers. This site contains adult themes, violence, profanities, and other such fun stuff. Reliable information about the coronavirus covid19 is available from the world health organization current situation, international travel. If you havent read the bofh stories, hes a selfdescribed don, did you really think we could put that word in lj. The original messages come from the the bastard operator from hell series by simon travaglia. I dunno, maybe i should turn the chillers back on, but what the hell, ive got a cold and i need to keep warm if i go into the machine room. Weve found the real bastard operator from hell ingenious it boss banishes hapless callers to onhold hades with extension 666 by shaun nichols in. Books by simon travaglia bastard operator from hell ii 1st edition son of the bastard bastard operator from hell no. Welcome to bofhweb, the only site on the web that would reach out and smack you if it could. Numerous and frequentlyupdated resource results are available from this search. I reevaluate the potential threat of john, and decide to attend.
The bastard operator from hell the bastards still about. And if not, can i at least have this counted as some sort of penance when i end down. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders. Bastard moderator from hell 4 by malice influenced by the bastard operator from hell stories from yester year 10. Tbofh the bastard operator from hell acronymfinder. The bastard operator from hell bofh is a fictional rogue computer operator who takes out his anger on user and others who pester him with their computer problems, uses his expertise against his enemies and manipulates his employer. This pdf contains every bastard operator from hell bofh story written by simon travaglia before its reintroduction at the register. What is the abbreviation for bastard operator from hell. Website charges for online show media the guardian. The strip runs three days per week, every monday, wednesday, and friday. If you have any questions, or need the bot to ignore the links, or the page altogether, please visit this simple faq for additional information. General protection fault is a wacky, zany online comic strip full of geeky fun, bizarre characters, and a sentient slime mold or two.
The bastard operator from hell style excuse server. I reassign null to be the tape device its so much more economical on my time as i dont have to keep getting up to change tapes every 5 minutes. Bob howard is nothing like the american author who wrote the conan tales, hes a systems geek for a very dreary agency of the british government where paperclips are. The bastard operator from hell, a fictional character created by simon travaglia, is a rogue system administrator who takes out his anger on users, colleagues, bosses, and anyone else who pesters him with their pitiful user created problems. The extraordinary tales of the bastard operator from hell bofh and quicklimefetching minion pimply faced youth pfy. The trouble with the bastard operator from hell linux. The semicomplete, gluten free, cold pressed and high fibre bofh archives, torn straight from the bastard s own jotter pad by the very forces of nature, now loving presented in a hardtosee font by your favourite web renderer. The bastard operator from hell the complete www edition. And given the current job market for people who know linux, you can walk away from the next idiot, and the next. Browse the list of 123 hell acronyms and abbreviations with their meanings and definitions.
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